By this our last will and testament, we do hereby give, devise, and bequeath the following assets and liabilities to the persons hereinafter named:
“Cat eyes” Kathy Otis wills her ability to drive at night without headlights to Mr. Pritchert, who says it’s impossible.
His build and strength is left by Don Welnetz for Bob “Some day I’ll be Strong” Fischer.
Alberta Nokes is giving her heart to Ed Roller for safekeeping.
Sandy Rozmarynoski leaves her modeling career at Berks to any well-shaped junior girl in need of a job.
To anyone willing to work for peanuts, Charlie Barman wills his janitorial position.
Diet-minded Ann Stangel has finally consented to leave her supply of Metrecal to Mary Steinhauer.
Jim Brull gives up his place on the party line to any love-struck underclassman.
Nancy Grover will give her contacts to anyone who will please take them.
Holli Hofmann leaves all information on the Blue Shadows to the next victims.
Pat Easley wills her ability to do her job at Plantico’s quite “easily” to Charmaine Hetue.
To Sue Moldenhuer, Lorraine Petrashek is leaving her position at the library.
Denny Kazar generously leaves his taste in girls to Paul Norteman; and equally generous
Diane Anschutz leaves her taste in boys to Linda Bero.
To Lynn Bohne goes a lock of Larry Hanson’s curls to remember him by.
Sandy Weise will receive from Diane Van Ess something she always wanted – natural blond hair.
Jens Jansen is giving his safe-driving techniques to Tom Webster, who will put them to good use.
Diane Greenwood willingly wills her ability to give black eyes to her brother Gary.
Carol Bohne will lend out her collection of rings to any junior girl who has never gone steady.
George Mauer’s wavy hair is being left for Roberta Kronzer.
To anyone with a cold in his nose, Gary Lintereur offers expert advice on such ailments.
Susan Stegemann wills her “Rohrer,” Phil that is, to anyone who needs one.
Jim Simino leaves his special “Daetz” to lonely bachelors.
Jo Ann Kulpa’s interest in the “Wells” at Manty is left to the whole junior class.
Mary Lou Copeskey leaves all of the A & W’s customers to the Custard Stand.
To Winnie Pilon go Carol Richmond’s size 9 shoes.
Greg Koeser wills about two dozen witty lines to add to Bob Christenson’s supply.
Jim Wiese leaves his “Woody” to Sharon Sonntag.
To next year’s Editorial Editor goes a full year’s supply of nerve pills, compliments of Susan Fischer.
Steve Meneau always has his schoolwork down “Pat” and he will teach his secret to anyone who wants to learn how it’s done.
To Bob Black goes Kenny Bonfigt’s shyness and George Taddy’s ability to be quiet.
Tom Schepper leaves his position on the swimming team to his brother, Jim.
John Webster turns over his deed to the runway to his brother Guy.
Tom Christoffel wills all of his left-over puns to Dan Becker.
In cooperation with his barber.
Bill Dufek wills his long hair to a short hair, Pete Hlavacek.
To someone with a sweet tooth, Bob Konop leaves his “Kandy.”
Alice Bastian receives some much-needed height from Cheryl Waskow.
Kathy Lorrigan gives her “Annual” headache to any unlucky junior.
To Mike Berger goes Lance Temby’s “Thesaurus of Blunt Expressions.”
Bonnie Schrimpf will teach “How to Sprain Your Ankle in Phy Ed” to any junior girl not liking tumbling.
Mike Rappley leaves his car to any junior willing to go to the junk yard to get it.
For any junior who is tired of walking, Kaila Shimek offers the use of her driver’s license.
Nancy Doolan wills her colored picture of Dave Altlmann to her sister Cathy. It’s share and share alike in that family.
A position at Sentry is left behind by Nancy Maresh to any junior girl interested in the Stegemann line.
Roger Knutson receives Jim Wilsmann’s curly locks. Don’t worry Jim, they’ll grow back.
John Monka wills his “Secret of How to East and Not Gain Weight” to any junior girl on a diet.
To any green-eyed junior boy go Alan Belonger’s beautiful blue eyes.
Dean Notz is the lucky recipient of Dave Altmann’s famed “Shanks.”
Sandy Gehrke has a train ticket to Milwaukee she will sell at a loss to anyone who wants it. After all, Lowell is home now.
Ken Khail leaves 150 pounds of his muscle to Denny Sinkula.
Ann Hoffman is leaving her large collection of books to the school library.
Ron Gordon wills his “Secret to a More Perfect Body” to any 90-pound junior.
Marilyn Radue leaves her much-cherished car, the “Bomb,” to Ann Streu.
Jolene Antonie gives her complete collection of birds to the General Science department.
To Carolyn Miller goes Paul Stangel’s class ring.
To any deserving junior girl goes Connie Christoffel’s position as Badger girl.
A used cast, complete with Ronele Kohls, is left for next year’s G.A.A. Tumbling Manager.
To Bill Behrens go Shedd Spring’s quiet and modest ways.
Kip Behrendt leaves some well-earned peace and quiet to Liz Fronk.
Kay Engeldinger bequeaths her car to Kay “I’d rather walk” Karbowski.
Mike Mraz wills his junker cars to Wayne Hartlich.
Jo Ellen Paprocki is giving penmanship lessons to juniors who are going to take Mr. Hurlbut’s English class next year.
To anyone who has to do it the “Suntone” way, Susie Karnitz leaves her natural year-round tan.
Neil Schroeder wills his nickname “Seagull” to any bird-brained junior.
Paul Grumann leaves his “good”ways to anyone who is “bad.”
A Probs book is being left behind by Leah Kahrs for Ken Heili.
Barb Oestriech, who doesn’t believe that blonds have more fun, leaves her black dye to Jan Becker.
Francine Langley wills her ability to write poems to any junior aspiring to be another “Shakespeare.”
Dave Krizizke gets Judy Lachowicz’s basketball-playing skill.
Jim Saubert leaves his cap and badge to Alan Anderson.
Peggy Silbersack wills her book on “How to be a Volleyball Champ in Six Easy Lessons” to SueRulseh.
David Nesst will be the fortunate one to get Jim Peterson’s track ability.
To anyone who likes them, Pete Horner leaves his cowboy books.
Juanita Jimenez wills her “Lucky Lenses” to Margaret Menchal.
Sandy Begalki leaves her flair for red convertibles to any girl who wants a little color in her life.
Gail Gauthier offers to give driving lessons to Kathy Rezachek.
Homemaking skills are Kay Hanes’ specialty, and she leaves them to Linda Bauknecht.
Mary Lynn Vieau will give her secrets of “How to Eat and Grow Slim” to any junior interested in them.
Sylvia Voysey leaves her pink Cadillac to her sister Linda.
Jim Miller gives his nickname “Chipmunk” to anyone nuts enough to want it.
Kandy Dent, alias “Cassius,” wills her boxing ability to her sister Karen.
Reid Rocheleau will loan out the thumb that got him to Chicago to anhone who likes to travel but is without funds.
To Linda Copley goes Jim Koch’s fabulous car, the “Bomber.”
George Ellis gives his motorcycle to anyone who can afford lights.
To Bill Grimm goes Jack Strodthoff’s ability to make hook shots.
Carol Neuman offers membership in the Conservation Club to any true nature lover.
Gary Timm is leaving Barb Weisnicht a “Book of Facts” written by himself.
Mary Bauknecht wills her lightning-quick actions to the Bauknecht twins, who’ll need them in the next Junior-Senior basketball game.
Mike Polich gives his car to anyone with enough mechanical knowhow to fix it so it will start on the first try.
His ability to do tricks on the rings is left by John Schultz to any junior who is majoring in Physical Education.
Next year’s math class will receive, free of charge, all of Tom Pagel’s “Balonie.”
Marilyn Krizizke wills her numerous cans of hair spray to Pat Zeuhl.
Reed Smogoleski leaves all of his goose hunting equipment to anyone who likes to get up before daybreak and sit in a wet swamp.
To Laurie Kuljis go Mark Wrolstad’s ears, which enable him to listen so well in class.
Gloria Samz gives her blushing ability to “paleface” Kay Kanzelberger.
Judy Wondrash leaves to Bob Zur a little patience so he can last another year.
Her “House of Dior” credit card is left behind by Judy Trice for Helen Czernichowski.
Conrad Baetz donates his book on “How to Win Friends and Keep Them” to the school library.
Roy Lenhardt wills his nickname “Skip” to Jack Lalko who needs it for classes.
Gloria Mull gets Mary Ann Plansky’s typewriting skills.
Arlene Albrecht offers to help junior girls find a “Diamond Jim” of their own so they can sparkle, too.
Dale Klein leaves his good throwing arm to any other member of the baseball team who needs it.
Donne Jacquette will receive from Pat Day all of his records sheet music, and a special recording of his voice.
Bob Schmeichel leaves his “Sandy” colored hair to any junior boy about to resort to the peroxide bottle.
Ron Sievert will give up his position on WOMT to anyone with interests in Manty as soon as he replaces Walter Cronkite on CBS.
To Kathy Schoreder goes Sherrie Cisler’s love of horses and dogs.
And last but not least, Doug Feuerstein “just leaves.”
In witness whereof we have hereunto set our hands and seals this sixth day of May, 1964 A.D.